GPS has a new acronym. Global Prostitution System!

The Aphrodite Project has taken the world’s oldest profession to a whole new level with it’s GPS Platform Shoes.

Designed for it’s wearers’ safety, the shoe comes with alarms (both silent and audible) tracking service and panic button.

Not to mention it’s slick LED screen which I’m sure would be perfect for playing sexy music videos or even displaying the independent contractors’ number for later “business meetings”.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Around the World”.