Definitley not a Night Elf…

Aside from the pointed ears and purple skin, I cannot do the things a Night Elf can. For instance, a Night Elf can run without stopping for eternity. That is if they don’t run straight into a level 70 Rogue.

I probably couldn’t run without a handful of breaks to the convenience store down the street.

These guys prove it with their Treadmill/World of Warcraft simulator with a “Race Across Azeroth”.

At least they didn’t try to prove that you can’t dance naked on a mailbox for 12 hours.