The biggest shit-stirrer when it comes to video games, laywer Jack Thompson, should be permanently disbarred in 30 days.

Meaning companies like Rockstar, the makers of Grand Theft Auto can temporarily breath a collective sigh of relief because they won’t have him around to hassle them anymore.

The Court approves the corrected referee’s report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed.

It wasn’t video games that made me want to be violent, it was Jack Thompson trying to stop me from playing these video games.

So I am very pleased to see this guy put out of commission.

BOOM, headshot!

Aside from the pointed ears and purple skin, I cannot do the things a Night Elf can. For instance, a Night Elf can run without stopping for eternity. That is if they don’t run straight into a level 70 Rogue.

I probably couldn’t run without a handful of breaks to the convenience store down the street.

These guys prove it with their Treadmill/World of Warcraft simulator with a “Race Across Azeroth”.

At least they didn’t try to prove that you can’t dance naked on a mailbox for 12 hours.

These are likely the words from a parent who just doesn’t understand.

While others laugh at this, I know exactly how the poor kid feels. I too have been known to shout “WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!” into my TV when a game decides to screw with me after I’ve put in hours of personal time to complete it.

The only thing I can hope for him is that he learns to control the physical part of his game rage and doesn’t have to replace numerous controllers and a flatscreen TV.

I’ve been over it in my mind and I can’t think of a single pixelated chick that they might be missing and I’m pretty sure they excluded Lara Croft because she’s technically not the typical “fighter” for which they are talking about but I’ll let it go because they have outdone themselves.

I would probably rearrange the list to my own preference but for what it is, I’m happy.

And if you’re wondering, Tina Armstrong has always been my fav.

Now excuse me while I go out and try to talk to a real girl.

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Interesting like maybe Brutal Legend, a new Ico game or Duke Nukem Forever but instead…we get Wii Music.

And this is how the crowd reacted!

I’d say the E3 is lucky thats all they did.

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