Be it racist, homophobic, childish or just plain annoying…these are the people who ruin every online game I play.

Since I choose to play shooters mostly it seems that I’m more likely to meet up with these asshats and made to suffer playing with and against the dregs of this online society.

Recently I began to force myself to play against these people anyway, hoping to meet one or two new people that I could actually add to my friends list but even then it seemed futile.

But just last week I found a site called GeezerGamers.com, a website devoted to hooking up more mature players for Xbox Live and other online gaming platforms.

I still haven’t had the time to actually join up with many players yet but so far so good. The forums are filled with friendly, helpful individuals who seem to be looking for the exact same gaming experience as I am.

Hopefully with time I will build a proper friends list and not be subjected to the immature race of mutants that have been plaguing my PvP.

It’s hard to feel good about yourself when you just told a 12-year-old to “Shut the F#*& up!” because he’s been singing through an entire death match.

The artist calls it “Transformers #1″.

I call it, “Bad Parking Jobs #1″.

I just find it humorous when something takes off on the internet that is actually really ridiculous and completely useless. I mean, I’ve done that before with my hot wheels when I was 5. I could do it again now that I have a drivers license and a bunch of friends with cars but they probably wouldn’t want to waste the time either.

But hey, this is art right?

No, art is painting Optimus Prime on a naked lady or a Mona Lisa styled picture featuring Megatron.

Parking cars is a job that pays minimum wage…not art.

You can see this “art” at this LINK

I thought I would take it upon myself to recast some myself because from what I’ve seen, it couldn’t be any worse.

My first attempt… Star Wars

John McCain as the Emperor

They are really old, one runs a galaxy and the other could possibly rule the country. Good enough for me.

Dog as the Bounty Hunter

No one escapes Dog Fett.

Gene Simmons as Chewbacca

Han Solo doesn’t have a chance with Leia around this guy.

Vern Troyer as a Jawa

A naked Jawa with bad bladder control is comedy gold.

Michael Vick as the Rancor Trainer

Who else has this much experience?

The biggest shit-stirrer when it comes to video games, laywer Jack Thompson, should be permanently disbarred in 30 days.

Meaning companies like Rockstar, the makers of Grand Theft Auto can temporarily breath a collective sigh of relief because they won’t have him around to hassle them anymore.

The Court approves the corrected referee’s report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed.

It wasn’t video games that made me want to be violent, it was Jack Thompson trying to stop me from playing these video games.

So I am very pleased to see this guy put out of commission.

BOOM, headshot!

No matter what kind of evidence is provided for either choice, it all comes down to “insert name sucks”.

Here is a place where everyone can give their own reason on the subject of the ever popular “Who would win in a fight” controversy.

This week…

Gandalf from Lord of The Rings versus Voldemort from Harry Potter

Feel free to list your reasons but keep your personal feelings out of it.

Positive: Voldemort can control snakes, but Gandalf has giant eagles…

Negative: Voldemort is a bad ass, Gandalf is old and feeble…

Nerds…start your fanboy engines

GO!

Spider-Man camps…

Magneto valets…

Ghost Rider carpools…

Mr. Fantastic plays soccer…

I can never look at furry mascots again, just about every cartoon I’ve ever loved has been turned into porn.

Now Superman?

So please let this be an innocent experiment in latex.

Brought to my attention by BamKapow.com and I will never forgive them for it.

Viva La Skywalker!

The news that came along with it is as follows:

- Seven construction vehicles merge to form Devastator
- Devastator has lots of upper body strength, like a gorilla
- Not just green, some of the vehicles are red and yellow

While it looks pretty bad ass, I find it hard to believe that this will be in the movie due to the fact that they are going to do the whole “Voltron” thing and join up to form Devastator. I mean, that’s seven news vehicles they have to create when they already have a decent number of new and old.

And if they are going to go all out then I say “Screw it”, I want Grimlock too.

– LINK

The first one is of our favorite mushroom-stomping plumber and that tease, Princess Peach.

I’m a big fan of Family Guy and espescially his odd versions of pop culture. This is a great start to what I’m sure will be a big hit.