Everyone is a beautiful butterfly in their own way.

Some…literally.

This drawing was done by a very cool artist by the name of Brandon Bird. I will be posting more of his work here soon as I am a huge fan.

He has plenty of geek-related imagery and anyone who’s a fan of Christopher Walken is okay in my book.

You can check out his stuff at BrandonBird.com

The artist calls it “Transformers #1″.

I call it, “Bad Parking Jobs #1″.

I just find it humorous when something takes off on the internet that is actually really ridiculous and completely useless. I mean, I’ve done that before with my hot wheels when I was 5. I could do it again now that I have a drivers license and a bunch of friends with cars but they probably wouldn’t want to waste the time either.

But hey, this is art right?

No, art is painting Optimus Prime on a naked lady or a Mona Lisa styled picture featuring Megatron.

Parking cars is a job that pays minimum wage…not art.

You can see this “art” at this LINK

I thought I would take it upon myself to recast some myself because from what I’ve seen, it couldn’t be any worse.

My first attempt… Star Wars

John McCain as the Emperor

They are really old, one runs a galaxy and the other could possibly rule the country. Good enough for me.

Dog as the Bounty Hunter

No one escapes Dog Fett.

Gene Simmons as Chewbacca

Han Solo doesn’t have a chance with Leia around this guy.

Vern Troyer as a Jawa

A naked Jawa with bad bladder control is comedy gold.

Michael Vick as the Rancor Trainer

Who else has this much experience?

All of their ninja skills and mutated turtle powers couldn’t save them from the all-powerful plumber stomp.

They will be missed.

R.I.P.

Spider-Man camps…

Magneto valets…

Ghost Rider carpools…

Mr. Fantastic plays soccer…

I can never look at furry mascots again, just about every cartoon I’ve ever loved has been turned into porn.

Now Superman?

So please let this be an innocent experiment in latex.

Brought to my attention by BamKapow.com and I will never forgive them for it.

Viva La Skywalker!

The first one is of our favorite mushroom-stomping plumber and that tease, Princess Peach.

I’m a big fan of Family Guy and espescially his odd versions of pop culture. This is a great start to what I’m sure will be a big hit.

Well, y’know, two sharp young writers are purported to be writing the sequel, the third movie now. If I could interest Seth [Rogen] and Judd [Apatow] to be part of it, that would be an absolute dream.

“This slimer’s ectoplasm might knock you up”

I, for one would welcome an Apatow version of Ghostbusters. As much as I love the original franchise, the third could use a fresh upgrade in it’s comedy.

Who wouldn’t want to hear Egon and Ray have a conversation like this…

Egon: You know how I know you’re gay?
Ray: How?
Egon: That toaster was a dude.

- link

“No Heroics” is a six-part series about a group of off-duty Superheroes living their lives and hanging out and a supes-only pub where they bitch about every other Superhero that’s more successful than they are.

The main cast is made up of four b-list Superheroes and their nemesis, Excelsor, the most popular Superhero ever.

Alex controls heat and is desperate to be famous for saving the world (or at least someone), but somehow Excelsor always manages to save the day before him.

Sarah can control machines with her voice. However, she would rather steal a pack of cigarettes from a machine than help the ‘normal’ world with her power.

Jenny has super strength and is the third strongest woman in the world, but totally despises being a superhero.

Don can see sixty seconds into the future. However, these days in his retirement, the homosexual Spaniard only uses his flash force to his friend’s advantage.

Devlin is the most successful man in costume and can basically do everything – he’s the Brad Pitt of the superhero world and the bane of Alex’s life.

Unfortunately it seems this show is destined for Britian only and we probably won’t get a look until it hits DVDs (or the internet).

If we’re lucky, the US will steal it and make their own version like they did with the Office.

I could see Michael Scott and Dwight as loser Superheroes.