College Dweeb » mini me http://www.collegedweeb.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:46:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Re-Casting – Star Wars http://www.collegedweeb.com/2008/10/re-casting-star-wars/ http://www.collegedweeb.com/2008/10/re-casting-star-wars/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:36:50 +0000 admin http://www.collegedweeb.com/?p=137 It seems like nowadays the movie industry is only interested in remaking popular movies instead of creating new stuff from scratch and along with remaking movies comes the daunting task of re-casting the characters.

I thought I would take it upon myself to recast some myself because from what I’ve seen, it couldn’t be any worse.

My first attempt… Star Wars

John McCain as the Emperor

Emperor McCain

They are really old, one runs a galaxy and the other could possibly rule the country. Good enough for me.

Dog as the Bounty Hunter

Dog Fett

No one escapes Dog Fett.

Gene Simmons as Chewbacca

Genebacca

Han Solo doesn’t have a chance with Leia around this guy.

Vern Troyer as a Jawa

Mini Jawa

A naked Jawa with bad bladder control is comedy gold.

Michael Vick as the Rancor Trainer

Rancor Keeper

Who else has this much experience?

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