Everyone is a beautiful butterfly in their own way.

Some…literally.

This drawing was done by a very cool artist by the name of Brandon Bird. I will be posting more of his work here soon as I am a huge fan.

He has plenty of geek-related imagery and anyone who’s a fan of Christopher Walken is okay in my book.

You can check out his stuff at BrandonBird.com

I thought I would take it upon myself to recast some myself because from what I’ve seen, it couldn’t be any worse.

My first attempt… Star Wars

John McCain as the Emperor

They are really old, one runs a galaxy and the other could possibly rule the country. Good enough for me.

Dog as the Bounty Hunter

No one escapes Dog Fett.

Gene Simmons as Chewbacca

Han Solo doesn’t have a chance with Leia around this guy.

Vern Troyer as a Jawa

A naked Jawa with bad bladder control is comedy gold.

Michael Vick as the Rancor Trainer

Who else has this much experience?

Soon, they will rule us all.

Amira Sa’id is a professional belly dance who’s taken on the look of Princess Leia in her “slave” costume soley for the purpose of making Star Wars nerds worship her. Okay, maybe that’s not her real purpose but it’s working.

After seeing that I know I’d hire her for a private party. And by private I mean just for me and my Han Solo costume.

Viva La Skywalker!

Not sure who created this but it’s very well done for a fan made video. You can almost believe seeing the Death Star over head while the AT-ST’s are a little too fake looking.

Either way, as a Star Wars fan, this gave me a warm feeling. Kinda like sitting inside a Tauntaun.

Former swordplay trainer to the stars and Star Wars fanatic Jeremy Flynn recently opened “Jedi Gym”, a fitness center in Torrance, CA where members channel characters from the Star Wars film series to work out, meditate, and improve their lives.
“Star Wars is all about the Hero’s Journey, and so is working out,” says Flynn, ” you leave home, battle your demons, and hopefully return home stronger.”

Flynn is frustrated with his students’ lack of commitment and focus, but when a 7-foot man in an incredibly authentic Darth Vader suit arrives at the gym, Flynn thinks he’s found his dream student.

Instead, Flynn and his students learn, first hand, about how powerful the Dark Side can be…

Every Star Wars nerds’ biggest fantasy (aside from meeting George Lucas or owning a real lightsaber)…

A Princess Leia Pillow Fight!

You gotta love Comicon!

New ones including C-3PO, Wicket, The Emperor’s Royal Guard and the Emperor Darth Sidious himself.

I love these things.

Each are available in 1GB, 2GB, 4Gb and 8GB sizes and even come preloaded with Star Wars content like wallpapers and screensavers.

Series 2 is still available for now but if they are anything like series 1, they’ll be gone soon.

Don’t miss your chance for a Boba Fett or (my personal favorite) the Hans Solo flash drive.

Get em’ at Mimico.com

Alpacas marching to the Star Wars theme is hilarious to me though.

Maybe it’s because they sort of resemble a cross between Ewoks and Stormtroopers?

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If you can see what the hell is so funny about this or something I’m missing, please let me know.

If she doesn’t know what it is or hates it…move on!

Unless you are a Star Trek fan, then you probably don’t meet women anyway. (I kid…I like Star Trek, even though Han Solo is more of a bad-ass than Riker ever was)

But what these chicks do is unacceptable.

They make Vader wanna force choke a bitch.